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Hawaii Five-0, “Olelo Ho’Opa’l Make” Liveblog

  • It seems like it’s become H50’s goal to employ all of the Baldwin brothers on one show.  But if I have to deal with another one of those crazy bastards to get two episodes of Five-0 in two days, so be it.  
  • It’s not remotely creepy that the bad guy was just watching Chin Ho sleep.  It’s a beautiful sight, but creeeepppppyyyyyy.
  • I’m glad that Kono gets a love story with a very hot former gangster.  I would laugh if her hair caught on fire though.
  • They say the key to all relationships is trust, and it must be hard to trust a former gangster who’s taking secret phone calls…no matter how hot he is.
  • Danno doesn’t like something.  Shocker.
  • That’s a novel idea.  Let’s kidnap a cop and hold him hostage in JAIL!  WITH THE VERY PRISONERS HE HELP PUT THERE!  I’m sensing a lot of tactical gear will happen in about 27 minutes.
  • That looks like the most lax maximum security prison in history.  There’s 1 guard for every 47 prisoners.
  • But who cares, because SANG MIN is there!  I luv him and his fuckly mullet.
  • Say it with me, Chin, “DON’T TASE ME, BRO!”  Whoa, the guard actually believed him?  Or did he?  I don’t trust those pecs and bald head.  
  • Oh hell no, Danny’s old partner!  All of the old fuglies are showing resurfacing.  I feel like weeping from all the beautiful continuity.
  • Why the hell didn’t Chin change into the prison guards uniform?  And get to a phone?
  • So I’m thinking it’s better than Chin didn’t change into the guard’s uniform, now that there’s an all out riot.  And the guard are being beaten worse than Notre Dame in that championship game.
  • I’m going to need Catherine to listen to less Hendrix and more Beyonce.  Steve needs to put on a ring on it if she’s going to keep doing him all those favors.  
  • Lindsay Price!  Hi, sweetie!  I hope you’re Chin’s new girlfriend.
  • Steve, call your SEAL buds and get in there!  
  • Uh oh, Steve’s creepily thick neck vein is popping out.  SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
  • Kaleo looks like a turtle.  A cop-killing, evil ass turtle.   
  • So much BAMFNESS!  
  • Noooo, not the mulllet!!!!
  • Aww, there’s a luxurious panoramic shot of Hawaii’s shoreline complete with a rainbow, everybody drink.  MAZEL!  
  • Two episodes in two days!  I’m not sure how I’m going to deal with all of the BAMFNess.
  • I loved this episode, it’s one of the best in the season, although I think it’s a little weird that Chin’s falling for another gorgeous lady doctor, but I do love showkiller Lindsay Price, so I’m excited!  

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